sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

slutofsubstance:

thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:

the-vashta-natasha:

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

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i am in

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

hailthekings:

hailthekings:

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

update: he told her the truth

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nylilprincess:

Oh my god

nylilprincess:

Oh my god

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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versaceslut:

i cant believe this

A message from Anonymous
i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
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Chicken Caesar salad for lunch.

Chicken Caesar salad for lunch.