z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

avas-poltergeist:

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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